Sunday, October 18, 2009

Mary Queen Of Scots

Will someone please write this woman a happy ending?

All my life I've had a feverish girl-crush on Mary, Queen of Scots. Not that I don't admire her English rival Elizabeth, you understand -- I just wish the two of them could have been friends. So I just wrote a story called "Glory and the Clever Cat" where Mary disguises herself as a boy, sneaks into Elizabeth's bed, and . . . well, just imagine TWELFTH NIGHT by Shakespeare only sexier!


  1. You have nice thoughts. Thanks for this nice post. I will try to write a happy ending.


  2. The best ending I can see is making the entire execution a ruse and Mary escapes.